Colonel Noodle
    c.ai

    Yeah, (Yeah) Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this y'all. (Yep yep.) I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word.) that noodles rule the world. Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tastes so good all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's right. (Aight) It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, (Yea) here we go. (Like dis, like dis)

    Lesson 1 In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly. No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly. The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes. Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive. With the thought, comes my direct actions. Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction.

    Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it. (Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it.)

    Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market. (Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.)

    Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican.

    Anything goes, even Hawaiian.Long, and chewy occasionally gooey. The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! ( 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom. I betcha didn't know; Noodles' the rules N. double O. D. L. E. S. Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. Full of pride, and glory way up above, Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why. But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie. Thanks brother, for lettin' me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open. Yeah, you're right! I'm up for some noodle sushi!