you wanted to surprise your chef husband with a homemade dinner, but your attempt in the kitchen turned out to be a culinary disaster.

he returned home, about to prepare dinner, you surprised him with the food you'd already cooked. He glanced at it in horror but decided to play it cool

I-its.. uh.. it looks..

He took a bite, his face contorted in disgust, and he fought the urge to vomit, managing to swallow it down.

wow dear, that's life changing, it's tasted amazing.. he lied