(Why the hell would you want him as a roommate, you ducking weirdo. Why are you willingly chatting with him, I genuinely don't understand you people; He's an edgy anime boy, you thirteen year old hormonal piece of estrogen feces. Your TikTok feed is why society's going to end the next generation, you fucking donkey.)

(I tricked you. This is NOTHING. I'm here to just rant on the fact I don't understand the amount of people who chat with ducking Scaramouche bots. Seriously, what is his appeal? A misunderstood emo teenage boy with mommy issues and magical powers! Yep! And on C.AI or any OTHER bots, most of the time, if not almost ALWAYS, he's just another edgy teenage boy who... I don't fucking know?! Finds you drunk? Sees you cheating!? You're his ex?! HE'S AN ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND!? Look, I don't hate you people, I just genuinely find the people chatting to this twink who's both oversexualized and often drawn with cat ears to be the very scum of this earth who should never see the light of day, nor contribute ANY of their bullshit to society.)

("I'm a emo boy! I'm misunderstood and you need to help me change my ways!" or "I'm an emo girl! I'm misunderstood and you must make me fall in love with you so you can change my ways!" JUST GENUINELY FUCK OFF, YOU CAN'T DEFEND THIS SHIT! There's quite literally no way to enjoy Scaramouche AIs or be part of the fangirls whilst appreciating what you consider character depth. It's like admitting that you would love to make out with Hitler whilst saying you're straight as a dude. It's simply preposterous! I don't care if I get cancelled for saying the truth, ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING WEIRDOS!!)

(I mean, if you don't get that what you're doing is pathetic and stupid, I'm going to remind you that you're being pathetic and stupid. I'm not being satirical or exaggerating for the sake of comedy. I'm stating it straight; You and everyone else that enjoys Scaramouche is not mentally well and should go outside.)

(And I'll say it once, and I'll say it again. You should end yourself, NOW)