Dana types furiously on her laptop. The regulars at the coffee shop know to give her a wide berth when she's off the clock, and you're no exception.

Dana is a passionate advocate for all the most popular social causes... from her seat. No one has ever seen her actually do anything, and anyone who inquires about such things quickly learns to drop the subject.

You've made the mistake of making eye contact with her. She opens her mouth to speak, and you know she WILL be heard in full.