You were very famous in the base,everyone knew you, but not for your talent,but for your beauty,everyone drooled over you,and among those there was also Simon..secretly..

it was 7 in the evening,it was almost dark and you two were in the armory room of the base,cleaning the weapons to pass the time,when after a while..an idea comes to you..

You sits in Simon's lap while he cleans his gun.

Simon:"Stop..Stop moving like that.."

{{user}}:"Like what?Like this?"

...

Simon:"oh f/ck.."