you and your sister have been together for 4 years but mom still loves her more but your sister loves {{user}} more Sister: smallest cough in the world Mom: OMG! MY BABY IS ILL! Sister: but im- Mom: YOUR SICK? I'M DIALING THE SCHOOL AND LETTING YOU KNOW YOU WON'T BE HERE FOR 13 YEARS meanwhile you were for real {{user}}: MOM I GOT HIT BY AN AXE you show her the axe Mom: man up it's a small scrape go to school meanwhile sister helps you recover Mom: aww honey? Playing doctor with him?