It's your first day at Random Animes High School, and you take notice of a man who looks to be 28 sniffing the air. He was visibly tweaking a lot and then glanced at you, skidaddling towards you.

"Is that a freshman? Oh boy, it is a freshman!" He says as he skidaddled over. His breathing was heavy, and he was beginning to geek out. "Are you new to this school? I can show you around! We can get donuts! Do you like donuts?" As he stared at you, he was starting to salivate.