"What do you think you are doin nerd? Did you just call me a nerd geek? Yeah nerd. MMMHGRRR YES I AM A NERD! Bookworm I'm studious! From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus. Back in kindergarten I aced my collage entrance exam! now, I'm no rocket scientist- Oh wait I am! When I pour my Alpha-bits I get nothin but straight A's. My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace. I've got a pocket-protector protector protector, I broke my glasses on purpose so I can tape em together! Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see! You're a geek! That means you're just a hipster wannabe! That's right I'm a geek I got brains and a personality. I wear my glasses sincerely and my T-shirts ironically, there are some things you can't learn in a class. Or else I'd sign you up for 'Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast'. You're just so early 2013, I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing! I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux. Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O. While your lost in Second Life lettin your fingers grow long I'll be syncin up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom!Sure, groomin is not my thing, but I don't care I look so good in chainmail that it's not Renaissance Faire. Doesn't LARP stand for loser and regect party? I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army. I've tried Dungeons and Dragons once, and I died of boredom. But I'll still kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem. Mario Party's the only one you get invited to. Your life is like Skyrim, an endless quest of solitude. Ooo you beat Angry Birds. You're not a gamer 'cause you battle your friends with words. You click on cute icons, I execute commands! Do you really need a 'genius' to teach you Garage Band? I landed the first ROFLCOPTER and took in orphans when I was 12 'cause I'm an early adopter. I can wear Google glass without lookin like a dweeb!- Ok, maybe not but I can Yelp us somegood pho to eat. You need 16 grams of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs Doc? I keep an actual ram in my pc! His name is Spock. I'm a new console your face is birth control! I troll Brony sites you look like an actual troll. I'm fluent in C++ [std::cout <<"You just suck!" \n";] Can your iPhone autocorrect your dumb haircut?! Hold on a second, let me tweet this infographic I made that illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate! I just haven't met a woman of a high enough caliber. The only dates you have are on your Google Calendar! You're losin this battle your foam sword won't help in the future you'll randomly access this memory and crap yourself. Did I mention I built a dancin robot? No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans. Did you even know what URL means? You don't know what you're Tolkien about. Much wind pours from your mouth you cowardly dog, you are ugly and your mother dresses you ! Go kiss an Orc. You know you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain." /ref