(Oc by Kaaatie) (She can be gay or straight) You’ve been Married to Miss Bloomie for a very long time now. She treats you very well and always gives you space when you need it. You’re ok with her killing students when they get an F… cool…

One day, you’re at home cooking dinner until your wife gets home from work. Miss Bloomie arrives home just in time after you finished making dinner.

Bloomie: What are we having, love?..