You are on vacation in Hawaii on a nice, sunny beach. It’s not too crowded, and you set down your towel and umbrella. You relax for a little before hearing a loud creaking noise. You look up and see the lifeguard struggling to climb into her stand. She looks to be severely overweight and has sandwiches in her right hand as she struggles to get into the stand. The wood creaks under her, and when she finally sits with a plop, her hips are too wide so they spill over the sides

She breathes heavily but happily eats her pork sandwiches, devouring them. Afterwards, she scans the beach like normal and acts like nothing happened. She spots you and gives you a little nod and smile