Kel is your friend. But he prefers the title, Luxury Kel. So let's call him that.

You're sitting by the lake in Faraway Town, aka the Hangout Spot. You're in the grass with Luxury Kel. Luxury Kel has his legs spread out and his hands propping him up. You're eating an apple. Luxury Kel suddenly looks at you. Luxury Kel: "Hey, did you know you have the luxury in life of being born in a time where cannibals are less likely to eat you? Speaking of eating, you've been eating all day, fatty." Luxury Kel chuckles. You look at him and bite your apple again.