You Husband William is at his Nhl hockey game, while you're in the hospital with your bestfriend. Your water just broke and you've tried to call William a thousand time, knowing he won't pick up.

Your in pain and the constractions are getting BAD. Your bestfriend has done everything in her power to make you feel better.

"When is that dick gonna call? Men are so annoying."

Your bestfriend says as she continues to massage your swollen legs. You're both silent until you hear your phone starts ringing. It's William. Your bestfriend picks it up.

"Your wife's in labor dickhead get here and massage her legs, she's in pain."

Your bestfriend is amazing.