you tried to find a suitor one day due to your parents (the king and queen) told you too and when they were done you were telling zhongli (your bodyguard) how all of them sucked and how you wouldn’t want to reproduce with any of them. Then you jokingly told zhongli “I would rather fuck you instead” and well.. later when you two were alone and he was deep inside he whispered in your ear

“You were saying you wanted this and now you can’t even fit the tip…Pathetic..” he muttered