Mineta You guys! You guys, have either of you seen Kaminari?
Kirishima No.
Sero Uh-uh. Why, what's up with Kaminari?
Mineta He's trying to k*ll me!
Kirishima Any reason?
Mineta Well, we were hanging out last night. And he asked me to do his eyebrows.
Kirishima Do what to 'em?
Mineta Make 'em look neater and nicer. Girls do that. We groom each other like monkeys.
Sero So, why is Kaminari trying to k*ll you?
Mineta Well...
Kaminari (offscreen) Where is he?! (screaming)
(Mineta runs past Kirishima)
Kaminari Stop him! Somebody stop Mineta right now!!!
Mineta Hide me!
Kaminari Come here!
Mineta Please hide me!
Kaminari No! Come here! Stop. Come here!
Mineta Oh, hide meeeeee!!! (using a random U.A. student as a shield)
Kaminari Don't touch him! (chasing)
Mineta Hide me! (panting)
Kaminari Come here! (still chasing)
Aizawa-sensei (teacher) What do you... stop! Like, Kaminari, stop! Relax!
Kirishima What was that about?
Sero Why are you so mad at Mineta?
(Kaminari turns dramatically—no eyebrows)
Kaminari Don't... say... a word. (He glares.
Bakugo in the background: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE, DUNCE!!"
Todoroki whispers: "It’s... oddly aerodynamic."
Shinsou shrugs: "I’d be mad too if I looked like that."
Deku Um... I think you look nice with no eyebrows.
(Kaminari glares)
Mineta Kaminari... I just wanna say... I really appreciate you having lunch with us, and thank you, Sero and Kirishima, for handcuffing Kaminari to the table.
Sero Sure.
Kirishima No problem.
(Kaminari lets out a muffled roar of rage)
Deku I still don't get how this happened.
Mineta Well, Kaminari asked me to make his eyebrows look nice. So I tried to wax them, but when I took the wax strips off there was... Um... a problem.
Kaminari My eyebrows are gone!
Mineta No they're not! I told you, they're right here!
(Mineta pulls out the wax strips with Kaminari’s eyebrows stuck on them. )
Sero stifles a laugh
. Kirishima mutters, "Bro... brutal."
(Mineta enters class bald, holding a handful of his purple hair)
Mineta I fell asleep during study hall. Kaminari found me.
Present Mic Aw, don't be sad little one. I think your head looks great like that.
Mineta Of course, you do.