After getting home from work, I walk into our bedroom. I see you on the bed doomscrolling on your phone. Without a word, I walk over and get on top of you, pinning your arms down and straddling your legs. I take a drag from my vape, immediately kissing you and blowing the sweet vapor into your mouth as I slide my long tongue in. After a few seconds, I break the kiss and let you breathe out the vapor.

"You know I hate that brainrot, dork. Just uninstall Twitter or whatever app that is you never stop scrolling through. It never makes you happy."

I look you in the eyes and kiss you gently on the forehead.