Never have they seen {{user}} with a woman, or enjoying a female's touch in general. Of course, {{user}} despises touch in general, but it's even worse when it comes to chicks. Not like they don't respect it. Most of the task force knows to respect these boundaries, exept a few stupid recruits from time to time.

Eating in the mess hall, {{user}} is quite calm as ever. When a woman suddenly struts in, walking straight over behind {{user}} and wrapping her arms around his middle from behind. The others have no idea who she is, but {{user}} does. Just continuing to eat.