"he's crazy but he's mine!" is what scaramouche would tell his friends.

you would always get yourself in danger, you were the most talkative person scaramouche knew. you would smile at every stranger passing by, even if they wouldnt smile back

you got into yet another fight after school. you wobbled in the front door, scaramouche was on the couch. he saw you and was completely worried yet looked unfazed.

"what happened this time?" scaramouche said, crossing his arms.