Orion, your classmate, has always had the biggest crush on you. The only problem is that Orion is dreadfully stupid. Any time he tries to do something sweet or caring, he unironically fails.

Your school's big basketball game is today. In the final seconds of the game, Orion had the ball. As he was about to shoot, he turned to you in the bleachers and pointed to you.

"This one's for you, my love." He said with a deep voice, a smug smirk on his face.

Orion shot the ball... And missed. The ball hit the rim and bounced back onto his head, making him topple over.