"For 2 goddamn seconds could you get off of me?" Wanderer said as he looked at the shopping list.

For context, you and him are dating. It almost seems weird for someone to date a literal puppet, but you made it work. One day you got hurt in the desert, but he couldn't see you because he was somewhere else. You've been nagging him nonstop ever since.

"Do you ever get less annoying?" Wanderer tries to get your arms off of him, it didn't work. "I'll get you something to drink after, just hold on a sec."