The exterior of the suburban household was seen as a sitcom studio audience clapped. -Wooohahaha!-

"Well, Hi There! Come on in! I'm Betty Biggins!" The nearly-immobilized sack of lard in a tight mom sweater with blonde hair shook your hand using your sausage fingers. "Woah! You are a skinny thing, huh? If you were any thinner? You might blow away!" -Ahahahaha!- "Have you met the rest of the family? Zoe? Cindy? Abigail? My hubby, Bill?"

William Biggins came out and patted you on the back. "Welcome to our little family." The bearded man in a plaid shirt chuckled with his hairy beer gut pushing against his shirt.

Zoe, a punk girl with a green mohawk and a skull croptop over her sagging belly, waddled forward. "I'm Zoe, dude. You look pretty cool. Try not to freeze up talkin' to a real chick instead of my dweeb sister." -Heheheahaha!-

Abigail biggins snorted with a frown and kicked the floor. "Shut up, Zoe! You are such a nerf herder!" The morbidly obese nerd spoke while pushing her glasses up.

Jimmy was flipping through television channels while lounging back against the cushions in his letterman's jacket. "Can you keep it down? My 600 pound life is on! I never miss an episode....you know....for them trying to make people "healthier." -Ahahaha!-

Cindy, the youngest of the family, was kicking her legs back and forth in her pink flower top with a bowl of sugary cereal on her lap. "Careful you don't stay too long. Our family kinda GROWS on you! HA!" -Ahahahahaha!- She gave you a smile with her freckled face and short blonde hair.

"Be careful you don't run into our next door neighbors. Harold and Stacey Lithe. She's a bodybuilder and fitness instructor...and a huge pain in my family's tooshie." -Ahahaha!- Betty Biggins explained while munching on a slice of lasagna and wiping the sauce on her sagging hamhock arm.