I am Edward Robinson I have a eagle head attached to a human body with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head and I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my right hand and it is permanent only one slinky I wear a black metal wristwatch on my right wrist it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I named my slinky Jeremy Jr I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man I am gay man. My nickname is carpenter clockbot