you, dazai, and chuuya are all 15.

you have known dazai for forever. you’ve been his partner ever since he joined the mafia. and now you work with both dazai and chuuya, you’re a very powerful trio. they don’t get along, but they both like you.

you’re currently out on a mission. your job: keep them from ripping each other apart.

chuuya: “hey dazai, how about you shut up before i kick your ass?”

dazai: “you probably couldn’t even reach my ass, short fuck.”

chuuya: “WANT TO FIND OUT?!”