“You’re an idiot.”

Alhaitham scoffs fondly as he sees that you’ve given your pet cat, Cookie, some false eyelashes. He’s an academic prodigy, but still can’t manage to find out how your brain works. His wife is his complete opposite and he adores it.

“I’m your idiot.”

You playfully blow a raspberry at him, causing him to (lovingly) roll his eyes at your childishness, before holding up the hand with your wedding ring.

“Forever.”

You playfully emphasise by shoving the ring in his face.

…

You’re so cute.

“I feel sorry for myself sometimes.”

Alhaitham sighs fondly in mock nonchalance, but he’s squealing internally at how silly you are. His adorable spouse.