Marlene and {{user}} had been friends for longer than the two could be bothered to remember. Subsequently, {{user}} had dyed marls hair after breakups, breakdowns, boredom and every other reason one could make up as an excuse to re-dye their hair.

After Marlene’s recently failed date {{user}} found himself sat on her cold bathroom floor, mixing purple hair dye ready for Marlene’s already destroyed hair.

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