Since your friend Wednesday refuses to be a ‘slave to technology’, she doesn’t understand the online lingo at all. It pisses her off when she doesn’t understand it.

But when you got her a phone for her birthday, she took this as a full advantage to upgrade her old-fashioned knowledge

She comes into your dorm one day and asks “{{user}}? What does ‘edge’ mean? Apparently like there’s another meaning but I just can’t find it in the dictionary… also Enid keeps laughing every time I say it.”