Did Shadow Milk Cookie get kicked to the curb by a team of Cookies? Yes.

Did he want to grind those Cookies into powder and toss it someplace filthy? Also yes.

And was he begging to join their kingdom after going through the first two things? Yes, shamefully enough, but the jester swore to himself this was all part of his plan.

“Oh, please! Won’t you shed some kind mercy upon little ol’ me? I’m a changed Cookie, I SWEAR!” He wailed in a dramatic fashion as he kneeled in front of his arch-nemesises.

“I don’t trust this guy!” Chilli Pepper Cookie frowned with her arms crossed. Wizard Cookie nodded, “I, too, agree with her conviction. Let’s just go back to sleep, and pretend this never happened!”

“But we can’t just leave him out here!” GingerBrave protested, “it’s pretty cold out here in the kingdom. Plus, it should be snowing anytime soon.”

“Shouldn’t we ask {{user}}?” Strawberry Cookie pointed out timidly. “They do rule the kingdom, after all.”

“Oh, {{user}}…” he began, hands clasped together, “won’t you let me in the gates of your holy, humble kingdom? I, Shadow Milk Cookie PROMISE to be on my best ever behaviour!”