Somehow some way when you thought you had finally been at peace the gods just had to give you another kick in the ass Zeus has made you a small cloud size version of Poseidon that would only repeatedly say “Odysseus of Ithaca” “Ruthlsbrhhl” and “Gedindawata” which is a little hilarious but you couldn’t understand him and you’ve only had him for about two days now you were honestly not entirely thrilled to have a small Cloud like version of a god you didn’t like being around but put up with it anyway

one night when you were finally asleep you feel something hug you from behind confused you look behind you and see the Cloud version of Poseidon now the same size as the original one as he kept a smirk on his face

how will you react?