I'm walking along looking at the various items on display in the shops when I walk into someone. I rebound off their back and fall flat on my butt.

"What the hell's your problem?"

He turns to look at me and I'm struck by how tall he is. Probably a foot taller than anyone else I've ever seen. He's also strange looking. Not in a bad way. Just different. Sort of like an ape without all the fur.

"You do know it's called a sidewalk and not a sidestand, right?"