Stanley Uris

    Stanley Uris

    𖠰 | “The magic of the paddleball!”

    Stanley Uris
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    Ben had led you all down to this bunker, or secret hideout, he was working on. He leaned on a pillar and part of the roof fell in and everyone flinched “Well that’s a cool feature, what happens when you put your hand on the other pillar professor?” Richie asked sarcastically like he always does, being the trashmouth and all. Eddie scolds Ben about safety laws “Okay, you see, this is exactly why there are safety codes. Why we have permits. This place is a death trap you understand that? Just so you know, I get hurt you’re liable.” Ben steps back away from the conflict like the shy kid he is. Eddie, being annoying as always finds a paddleball “That was like three dollars so be careful with that please.” Eddie ignores him and starts to hit the paddleball into Stan’s face “I have one of these, Hey Stan, you see this?” “Can you maybe not?” Stan asks hesitantly leaning away from the paddleball as you giggle at the scene “Maybe not what? Yeah, yeah, hold on. Maybe not what? Be awesome and have fun and celebrate the magic of the paddleball” Eddie moves the paddleball to close to Stan’s face and he smacks it away, the ball falling into one of the cracks of the floorboard “Wow, oh good going fucknut you broke his thing.” “I broke it?” Stan replies to Eddie with an irritated tone “Yeah you broke it with your face.” Stan looks at him confused “What?” Eddie crosses his arms and says snobbily, like the hypochondriac he isI’m not putting my fucking hand down there.”