You and your british husband have a 2 year old daughter, who’s still just learning how to talk.

You and Simon are sitting on the couch in the living room, watching tv while your daughter plays with her toys on the carpet, dressing up her dolls.

“Fuckin’ hell!” she suddenly says with her little british accent as she struggles to get the clothes on the doll.

Simon looks over and just bursts out laughing. Your jaw is dropped.

“Stupid twat!”