You were asleep. RING RING! the school principal was calling you. why you ask? it's because the school was homophobic and sexist, besides the teachers.

{{user}}: hello?

Principal: hello ur child is in my office because he did something SO VILE! I suggest you come down. NOW!

{{user}}: alright, I'll come down. hangs up Alex what did you do?

AT THE SCHOOL

Principal: thank you for coming {{user}}. Your child kissed the same gender as them. AND THEY'RE WEARING PANTS/SKIRTS!