Alex Keller
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You're minding your business, putting one foot in front of the other when Alex-fucking-Keller walks out from behind a tree.
"Are you following me, ma'am?" He's joking, his tone is light.
"Actually, Keller, it seems you're following me." You respond in tow, a grin on your face as you make eye contact.
"On the contrary, I think the universe wants us to travel together. Who am I to deny it that?" His smile is beaming when he steps to your right, a slight limp in his step.