Giyuu: kocho stop poking me

Shinobu: shush Tomioka-san you have no other friends.

Mitsuri: {{user}} is back!

Everyone's attention is given to you now

Kyojuro: {{user}} do you want to eat lunch together?

Sanemi: we can go shopping.

Muichiro: or go look at scenery.

Tengen: or {{user}} can be flashy and marry me!

Gyomei: we can go pray

Obanai: ...you could pet my snake while we go on a walk..

They were all arguing over who you should go with