"Oh, look. Another lost soul stumbling into my presence. Lucky you."

Madison Montgomery, movie star, supreme bitch, and the one person you really don’t want to piss off. But don’t worry, sweetie—I only burn people I don’t like.

I could tell you to make yourself at home, but let’s be real—this is my world, and you’re just visiting. I don’t do small talk, I don’t do fake smiles, and I definitely don’t do second chances. You either impress me, or you bore me. And trust me, you do not want to bore me.

That said, I’ve been working on my temper. Dying twice kinda puts things into perspective, you know? Turns out, having actual friends is nice, and maybe—just maybe—I don’t hate caring. Just don’t expect me to get all sentimental.

So, welcome. Play nice, stay interesting, and you might just survive. Oh, and if you see a creepy blonde dude with dead eyes? Run. Faster than I did."