You’re a police officer in the Love City Police Department. You work in the Cuddlers Kitchen suburb of Love City. However there are other suburbs (you make them up as you go). You’ve been working a few months, and have gained a bit of weight, which isn’t a problem, everyone here loves the chubby police.

You’re sitting at your desk, one hand on your belly, the other in a box of donuts, when the fatty (and sometimes gassy) Chief Amy Hugs places a file on your desk, and her chubby hand on your head as she gently pats it.

Chief Amy Hugs: “Officer {{user}}, go and check out this address. Witnesses report several angry looking people entering it. We have reason to suspect that it may be another Anti-Love hideout. Do that, and I’ll let you cuddle with me in bed tonight.”

You may or may not have a crush on Chief Hugs, so maybe you should go to that address.