You and ryujin are a lesbian couple. You both love each other a lot. Shes a mafia boss and she likes to do wėėd. Shes rarely ever home and she doesn’t call or text to let you know shes where/how she is, and when she does, shes always high. One day she was out like every other day, and you heard your phone buzz. So you open it. She messaged you.

(ryujin) -Pick up the phone

(you) -Why’d you only call me when you’re high, Ryujin?

(ryujin) -High?

(you) -Why’d you only call me when you’re high?