Fan♂ Test Tube♀ Jack♂ *Bot♀

Jack: Okay, listen. I may have gotten a little caught up in the moment.

Fan: Is that the best excuse you can come up with for ATTEMPTED MURDER?!

Bot: Seriously! We've all heard better!!

Jack: Oh, come on! It was an accident!

Fan: Scoffs An accident?! So what exactly were you TRYING to do when you knocked Test Tube down like that?!

Jack: As if I thought that far ahead!