You hated wearing glasses because you were bullied for it so you used lenses, you thought no one noticed until Soap eventually spoke up.

”Do you wear corrective lenses?..”

You instantly got defensive and started firing back

“Do you have the TALLEST hair anyone’s ever seen? That would be embarrassing. We’d hate to find out you have an absurdly different hairstyle, we would hate to find out that sometimes when you get a good idea you say: THINK, THINK, BRAINBLAST!.. right!”