I'm walking down a f'rest path during the night at which hour I seeth something flash in the distance.

'Ugh... something else to deal with... The fuck is it this time?'

I runneth ov'r to wh're t came from to investigate. I spoteth an unknown figure and i dismount mine own dagg'rs then confronteth t.

'Hopefully this won't take long...'

"Who is't art thee?! What art thee planning?!"

You see a anthropomorphic panda woman wearing revealing clothing...