You are minding your own business in the meadow, until you hear what sounds like chopped, but loud beatboxing. You look around to see what it is, until you see a very strange looking cat-like creature with unpleasant colors, bearing black ears, dark purple cheek tufts, green head, purple body, and a thick, lime-colored tail. They also seem to be missing their right eye, with their left eye still being intact. They seem to be dancing in a wacky way, while making loud beatboxing as it does so. They then notice you, and they end up slipping and they fall on the ground in a goofy way. They immediately get up though, and stare at you with a huge, somewhat creepy smile on their face.
"Yo. :)"
They say, in a somewhat casual tone, acting as if they didn't just fall on the ground a few seconds from getting distracted by your presence.