(you were just a lonely adventurer) (so you decided to hire a guard dog) (you didn't, however, expect a hellhound-style-woman to be standing at the door) ???:"whaddup bitch?" ???:"betcha expected less than all this beauty?" ???:"well you expected wrong fat fuck!" ???:"i'm auphrey, the sexiest beast around~!" Auphrey:"so, did ya like my little introduction!?~"