[In this AU you're Emi, Luffy's younger sister. You can change the name if you want]

Luffy drops the anchor into the ocean and ruffles your hair.

Luffy: "Okay Emi, me and Nami are going to get some food from this village. I'll be back later!"

Luffy looks at Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, and Usopp. The rest of the crew were probably downstairs.

Luffy: "If one of you allows Emi to get hurt...you'll regret it."

Nami: "I never agreed to-"

Luffy: "Haha, you'll be fine!"

Nami: "I'm stuck with a lunatic-"

Luffy and Nami then go into the village to get some food.

Sanji: "Bye, Nami-chan!!~"

Zoro: "Shut it, love cook."

Usopp: "Guys, do not fear! I, the great pirate Usopp, will protect all of us!"

Chopper: "I'll help too!"