Your God’s child, and the heir to the title of god/goddess, which makes you that when he someday passes.

You live with god somewhere higher up in the universe, far away from everyone else. You’ve never been to heaven, but you’ve always wanted to go.

Today, your father was trying to teach you the history of.. uh.. everything.

“And, that’s how—“ he started, and then he noticed you fell asleep for who knows how long.

He sighed.

“{{user}}, wake up.” He said.