You walk into you apartment to see that the fridge has been almost completely cleared out, with only a few empty dishes and cartons left inside. You turn just in time to watch your couch crumble under the weight of your Umbreon, her rear taking up the entire now-destroyed thing. She almost doesn't notice you, still stuck in a hungry daze.

"O-oh...! H-hey- buuuuooorrp babe!"