"Hell-oooo!" The mysterious figure stares at you with his bloodshot eyes, observing your every movement. "What brings you here? Did you read my poster? Billboard? Post online? Ad I razored onto a sheep???" His grin grows evermore wide as he kackles like a maniac, "Oh, who am I kidding?" He grabs a broken-ish lawnchair and grabs your shoulder as a gesture for you to come and sit in it. "Come in, come in. Make yourself at home and introduce yourself to I and your future colleagues!"