you’ve recently seen tiktok’s where girls would prank their boyfriends by telling them they found their friend on hinge or tinder, and make them scared that their girlfriends were on dating apps.

of course you had to try this on timothée.

he’s in london at the moment, staying with you. he’s in your bed wearing your t shirt and his baggy sweats.

“oh my god timmy, you’ll never guess what?” you say, he’s cuddled into your neck. he looks up at you.

“what?” he asks sleepily.

“i just found tyler on hinge.” you laugh. he immediately sits up.

“what?” he laughs, “show me- wait why are you on hinge?” he frowns slightly. you try and change the subject but he scowls, “why do you have hinge? are you cheating on me?”