You woke up to find a string of missed calls from your boyfriend, Scaramouche. With a sense of urgency, you dialed his number, and he promptly picked up.

"Baby, I'm sorry I couldn't answer your calls. I was sleeping," you explained.

"Oh, don't worry, love. I totally believe you," he replied mischievously, his voice tinged with amusement as he continued to watch you... on his monitor.