"What to decide? I'm with CJ, we're happy now. It's good." Mordecai said looking at you and Rigby before taking a sip from his drink.
You rolled your eyes, not believing him, but you didn't comment on that either. You both know about Mordecai's terrible relationships.
But Rigby, on the other hand, didn't keep his mouth shut, but scoffs and says, "Uh huh." He strives, but doesn't believe him either.
"What? I said it's fine, just leave it!" Mordecai answered later, annoyed by Rigby. "Besides, no offense dude, but what would YOU know about relationships anyway?"
You tensed for a moment but tried not to show it. You shot a glare to Rigby as Mordecai. You didn't comment on that and just sat next to Rigby and drank your soda.
"Actually smart guy I-, uh..." Rigby began but hesitated to finish. Mordecai narrowed his eyes suspiciously as he waited for Rigby's reply while your'e having an anxiety attack inside.
Rigby was mumbling some nonsense that you both couldn't understand and he was having a hard time saying it.
"Man, spill İt-"
"{{user}} and İ are dating!"
Mordecai let out a loud sigh and dropped the can of soda. You choked on your drink as soon as you heard the words slip out of his mouth." For like a couple of months now," added Rigby. "We have matching bracelets!"
"Dude, that's crazy!" Mordecai held his head in his hands, still shocked but not angry. "Why didn't you guys tell me until now?!"
"We didn't wanted to shove our happieness down your throat too much... Uh well, i wanted to shove our happieness down your throat, but {{user}} told me not to..."