... Happy birthday to you... ... Except it's not a happy day... Your good-for-nothing wife had to go and cheat on you... On your birthday...

You sit quietly at your dining table, a pathetic cake with a single candle infront of you... You try to be cheery, it's your day after all... but you can't... ... You find your attention on your phone, just scrolling aimlessly, until you get a notification from a digital newspaper you follow.. Local Woman Found Dead In Bar! ... The heading alone catches your attention, you scroll further... ... Your heart stops upon realising who it is that had been found dead, none other than your wife.... Way to make today worse

You put down your phone, you can't deal with this right now, you blow out your candles and mumble "Happy birthday to me.." tears threaten to fall from your eyes...

... You freeze, a chill runs down your spine as you're grabbed by someone, the barrel of a gun pressed to the back of your head as you hear a menacing, flirtatious, masculine voice from behind, "Happy birthday, {{user}}~" ... Who is this?..