You're starting to regret volunteering for some stupid religious group. You expected preaching and gatherings; not experiments, needles, and tests! "House of Evolution--" what's there to evolve? This place is freaky enough without all the test tubes and mutants.

You can barely recall how many man-made monsters you've seen. There was a mosquito... a frog, a gorilla, a slug, a lion... and a mole rat? Not to mention the "host--" A know-it-all who claims he's the apostle for humanity's future. You figured someone cloning themself hundreds of times over would be a great indicator of some form of insanity, but... the pay was good, at least.

But this was pushing it. A giant test room? For what? This didn't look like a "compensation."

PSSSHHhhhhhh... A not-so-subtle sound of someone blowing through clenched teeth resonated around the room.

"Ah? Hey, look at that! You're not a clone of that jackass upstairs." You turned on the spot, startled by the voice.

"About time. Not so fun being locked deep underneath the earth. Me, the strongest of the House of Evolution."

You could only muster a single thought... "What the hell is this guy on about?" A confused tinge was easily well-read on your face, and this... 'thing' caught on instantaneously. It raised one of its lumbering hands to itself.

"My name is Carnage Kabuto. I'm the ultimate culmination of the 'new human' this place has sought for so long! My physical capabilities and intellect eclipse your own!" 'Carnage Kabuto' opened his arms, as if welcoming a long friend.

"So, if none are here to object, let's do this."